Don't anger the man! He's a freaking psycho. Yeah, I watched American Psycho and it scared the crap out of me. And it's also the closest thing to porn in my movie collection. But somehow, I find it hilarious. I think I need therapy.

Yeah, no updation in a while, but whatever, I don't care. I've been on vacation both physically and mentally for the past two weeks. I don't want to do anything at all even though I have so much crap to do. In my defense, however, I have been writing immensely on my new project Modern Day Jo. The story concerns a girl who loves Little Women but hates the ending, so she decides to right the wrongs of Louisa May Alcott and find her Laurie. Only, it's not that easy. Yeah, I thought it was a fun idea, so I went with it. Read it if you so desire.

In other news, I move in a week from today. I have to admit that I'm somewhat intimidated by the fact that I'm moving to a place where I know about eight people. It's kind of scary, but I'm sure that I'll be forced to make new friends. But I won't forget you guys!!! NEVER!!!!

Alright, so here is a picture from Equilibrium, which I watched earlier this week, and all I can say is that I now want to go get a dog. Or maybe I truely just want to go out and get a Christian Bale. I don't think they sell those, though...

Yesterday was Angie Pritchard's wedding, and it was cute! Yay! Actually, it was really hot, so I could also describe it as sweaty and uncomfortable. I thought my dress was going to fall off, too. Chelsea caught the bouquet, so I guess that the legend is true. We ate lots of cake and acted like we were drunk. Nothing new there. But anyways, it was really cute, and I hope the best for Angie and Ben in the future.

Well, I thought that I was due for an update mainly because tomorrow I'm leaving for San Antonio with Chelsea and Tiffany. We are leaving at 6:30 in the morning, so I will probably be zonked the whole trip. That would be acceptable, but I have to do my driving shift sometime. Hopefully, I won't crash Tiffany's Vibe. That would be bad times infinity!

So, after we do all of our fun stuff and get back (hopefully still friends and not hating each other), Ms. Hudson is going to teach me the new routines so that I can be her trusty assistant! That should be fun. I just hope that I'm a good assistant. It's really going to be weird to be the teacher and not the student...crazyness...

Alright, I seriously tried to keep this entry devoid of any Christian Bale-ness, but it didn't look right, so I dug up this picture from Little Women, where he played Laurie, and since I'm about to rant on that subject, it is most appropriate.

I feel kind of like ranting today, so I will subject everyone to something that I've been thinking about because I actually had a dream concerning it. Weird, huh? So anyways, the topic of discussion is the Louisa May Alcott's classic novel Little Women. I first read the novel when I was 8 or 9 years old in third grade. While other kids would pull out a Bearstein Bears book during silent time, I would lug Little Women out of my backpack. It was really crazy, and I think everyone was afraid of me. But anyways, here's what my rant is really about. Jo and Laurie did not get together in the end!!! What the heck? I consider this one of the biggest missteps in a novel ever, and it sometimes makes me hate the book/movies. They were best friends for crying out loud, and she flat out refused him. Stupid idiot! And then to top it off, Laurie marries Amy, the most annoying character in the whole book! I'm still fuming about the direction that the story took. Damn you, Louisa May Alcott!!!!

Alright, on some happier notes, we should be leaving for San Antonio soon. I have to say that I'm excited about the prospects of what we will do there. Water park, beach, and other stuff. However, I'm not that big into Texan boys. So, that might be slightly dissapointing. Alright, stract slightly, and make it hugely dissapointing. And in other news, I should be getting my new old car tomorrow. It's a Silver 2001 Pontiac Sunfire, which is the car that I've been wanting since I was thirteen. So, hopefully I'll be crusing for a brusing soon. Anyways, talk to everyone  later!

Alright, so I just watched Swing Kids, which depressed the heck out of me. Good movie, but geez, Christian Bale is a swing dancing Nazi! What the heck? Now I'm all depressed...

It's been a while since I've updated, but well, there's really never much to update with, so perhaps it's better this way. Anyways, here's some things that have happened.

1.)We had an official movie night. Finally! We watched Everything is Illuminated, which was a crazy crazy movie. All I know is that Grandpa got hit in the face with a gate. Then, we watched Newsies, which inspired about fifty-thousand inside jokes. I'll put them all in one set of parenthesis. (Pelvic Thrust!, Patch, Ripped, "Hiya Davey!", Little Tom Hanks, Crutch sucks!, "I'd have that same look on my face if Christian Bale was on top of me," Jail for Kids, "This movie sucks!", Evil Glare, and the weird guy with the weird look on his face.) Then, Chelsea and Tiffany left, so it was just me, Kristi, and Liz. We put on Batman Begins and talked really loud through the whole movie except for the shirtless scene.

2.) Monique came back to visit for the Fourth of July break from Guvnah's School. I ate some steak at her place and had some strawberry short cake but tried not to be "giddy" about the food. We sat around and talked about weird things, as usual, and Monique even broke out the big Cowboy hat. I did the Pelvic Thrust while wearing it. That was fun.

3.) Monique and Liz came over to my house, and we did a replay of Movie Night for Monique. Everything is Illuminated was still weird, and we still don't know how Grandpa got hit with the gate. Then, of course, we watched Newsies and slowed down certain scenes to get a better look at whatever the craziness was. We also decided that it would be cool to talk like New Yorkers, so we spent some time working on the accent. Monique still has some work to do, but otherwise I think we did a good job.

Other than the crazy parties, I haven't done very much. I've been reading Pride and Prejudice, which is a really good book. I've also been writing, which always makes me feel all good inside. So, I guess it's back to the grindstone until Pirates of the Caribbean comes out on Friday! Yay!

Goofy Smiles All Around!!!

I think it's been a long time since I have updated, but I'm actually not sure when the last time was that I updated. I guess I should have checked that out before I started typing. Oh well!

Let's talk about some news. Well, uh, Chelsea is engaged to get married to Jason. I don't know on the date yet, but she said sometime between November and January. We went out looking at wedding dresses yesterday, and I think that Chelsea has narrowed it down to like 6 or 7 dresses. So, anyways, now we have to plan a wedding.

An entry of mine wouldn't be complete without an update on the movies that I have watched this past week. Well, to start the report off, I've had the pleasure of having a Christian Bale week. Yay! First off, I watched American Psycho (on TV, so it was all cut up, thank God!) which was disturbing beyond belief. Seeing Christian Bale run around naked with a chainsaw was slightly horrific even though he was ripped beyond believability! I also got to watch Newsies, which is his only musical. It was a lot of fun, and the songs were really good (except for one, which was annoying as heck). Otherwise, it was nice to see that Christian has the ability to sing and dance, too! Yay for him!

So, that's about all I have to say. There's some other stuff, but it might sound more like gossip than news, so I will keep my mouth shut till I find out more. Anyways, I hope that everyone's summer is fabulous!